Bra Blues Caribbean (B.B.C.)
Today and exactly one week after the Merry Monarch reigned the land I have 13 Questions for you. How many times during the day do you fix your bra? Do your breasts jump and jiggle when you are in your bra? Do you wear more than one bra to exercise? Do you breathe a S I G H of relief when your bra is taken off? Do your breasts sag even in a bra? If you have small breasts, does your "push up" bra fit you like a breast tent? If you have larger breasts, does your sexiest bra look like a laundry sack? Are you afraid to hang your bra out to dry because its so unattractive? What's the most exciting colour of the bras that you own, other than black, white or beige? Have you ever been professionally fitted and/or re-fitted for bras within the last (6) six months? Do your bra straps cut into your skin? Do your bra straps slide off your shoulders? Do you OWN a STRAPLESS BRA that does not slide down to your waist become a BELT at the end of an evening?